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eBay Haiku

Posted by: Rob Hof on July 14, 2005

Meant to mention this eBay Haiku Competition that the blog rummaging recently ran. The entries had to be part of a bona fide eBay listing (or feedback comment, apparently). The winner:

you sent me a disc,
ingeniously packed,
like the spring blossom.

My personal favorite was one of the runner-ups:

Thank you for the cash,
I spent it on loose women,
drugs, and alcohol.

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