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The CEO Alpha-O-Meter


An updated formula for assessing the Darwinian powers of today's business moguls

ANDREA JUNG, CHAIRMAN AND CEO, AVON

Fancy Diploma: Princeton

Marriages: 2

Children: 2

200-Ft. Toy: Trademark pearl choker

Hair Factor: Plentiful

Fictional Portrayal: None

Extra Credit - Big Buddy: Patrick Dempsey

Total Score: 7

ELON MUSK, CHAIRMAN AND CEO, TESLA

Fancy Diploma: Penn

Marriages: 2

Children: 5

200-Ft. Toy: Falcon 9 rocket (180 ft.)

Hair Factor: Thinning

Fictional Portrayal: Tony Stark in Iron Man

Extra Credit - Big Buddy: Sergey Brin and Larry Page

Total Score: 11

RONALD PERELMAN, CHAIRMAN AND CEO, MacADREWS & FORBES

Fancy Diploma: Penn

Marriages: 4

Children: 7

200-Ft. Toy: C2 yacht (257 ft.)

Hair Factor: None

Fictional Portrayal: Ronnie Pearlyman in Apartment 3-G

Extra Credit - Big Buddy: Robert De Niro

Total Score: 15

LARRY ELLISON, CEO, ORACLE

Fancy Diploma: U of Chicago dropout

Marriages: 4

Children: 2

200-Ft. Toy: Rising Sun yacht (452 ft., 8 in.)

Hair Factor: Leninist goatee

Fictional Portrayal: None

Extra Credit - Big Buddy: Tony Blair

Total Score: 10


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