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The ratio of capital gains distributions to assets in equity mutual funds for 2002: 0.4 PERCENT. That's down from 7% in 2000,and it's the lowest level since 1980.

Data: Strategic Insight Michael Silverstein wants to be the bard of Wall Street. This 61-year-old publisher runs a Web site, Wallstreetpoet.com, devoted to parodying his favorite poets using the Street's lingo. Here's his take on Macbeth's famous soliloquy:

Investing, and investing, and investing,

Sinks to new creepy depths from day to day

As battered equities do tumble time,

And all the cap gains we thought secure

Just flit away like dreams. Rise, rise, down market!

He also pens the occasional haiku:

Insiders got rich;

Other investors didn't;

So what else is new?

Silverstein's inspiration came when he was a financial editor and discovered many readers loved poetry. Wall Street, he says, "is really another branch of the entertainment industry." The site has more than 100 poems. Contributions are welcome, so feel free to write a paean to your broker or a dirge about your losses. In the swing at Atlanta airport

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