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How to Market "Toxic" Funds to Investors

Posted by: Lauren Young on March 27, 2009

My editor asks this question:

If individual investors are going to be offered “toxic” asset funds, what euphemism will be used to market them? “Junk” is taken. “Trash”? “Other-Side-of-the-Tracks?

Today’s WSJ has a story about BlackRock Inc., Allianz SE’s Pacific Investment Management Co. and Legg Mason Inc. launching so-called “toxic” closed-end funds.

In recent years, the mutual fund industry, which isn’t exactly a hot-bed of marketing innovation, has moved to make the names of fund portfolios reflect underlying holdings. Thus, you’ll find plain-vanilla monikers which clearly spell out a fund’s investment objective such as T. Rowe Price Growth Stock Fund (growth stocks) or Janus High Yield (high-yield bonds).

So far, no cute marketing name has emerged to make “toxic” portfolios sound appealing or even palatable to individual investors. One of my colleagues offers up the suggestion of “Legacy Funds,” but I think that one has a geriatric tinge. “Distressed” is also taken.

How would you pitch toxic funds to masses? Put on your marketing thinking cap and let us know the best name for “toxic” portfolios.

Reader Comments


March 27, 2009 1:46 PM

I would call it "The Recovery Fund"--has a nice positive, forward-looking spin. If I were just joking I would call it the "Please, God?!?" fund.


March 27, 2009 1:50 PM

Fugu funds - as in the blowfish sushi that is deadly if prepared incorrectly, but is the choicest of delicacies if it is.


March 27, 2009 2:02 PM

"America's Yard Sale: Pick Your Poison"


March 27, 2009 2:24 PM

I would keep it "toxic" and have Britney Spears as the spokesperson...


March 27, 2009 3:06 PM

"Opportunity to make a ton of money with all the risk on taxpayer funds"


March 27, 2009 11:51 PM

I will name it as "Obama Fund" If he is a great President, the fund goes up; if he sucks, the fund goes down!


March 28, 2009 10:49 AM

"VIAGRA FUND", logic very simple. The investor will enjoy the ride while the taxpayer's at the receiving end.


March 28, 2009 10:51 AM

"VIAGRA FUND", logic very simple. The Investor will enjoy a ride while the taxpayer's at the receiving end.


March 29, 2009 8:39 AM

Why not "toxic"? The financial industry always comes up with the most dour terms anyway: "junk", "red herring"? Thats never stopped anyone from buying. If anything, its full disclosure. I'd throw a few thousand into a "toxic" fund cause I would know it should ONLY be the money I WAS gonna take to vegas.


March 29, 2009 8:54 PM

How about government backed trash for cash funds?


March 30, 2009 6:46 AM

Rather I would call it as 'Lifeline Funds'!


March 31, 2009 3:19 PM

High Yield/High Risk, abbreviated HY/HR and pronounced and/or marketed as High/Higher

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