No one knows who penned the song “99 Bottles of Beer,” but it’s saved the sanity of many a parent and camp counselor stuck with unruly kids on long road trips. (If you’ve had to listen to all the verses, maybe that’s an overstatement.) Anyway, here’s our tribute. No need to sing along, but if you like:
 
Ninety-nine facts about beer, Ninety-nine facts about beer. Take one off this page, pass it around, Ninety-eight facts about beer… .